Brian Bovell

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Clarence

Ralph Sheldrake

(Unknown)

Brent Blakey

Joseph

The Narrator

Ian

Grant

Annoyed Vendor

Frank

Harry

Social Services Officer

Reginald

Dr. MacMillan

Fisherman Jeremiah

Biccle

Interrogator

Jez (archive footage) (uncredited)

St Claire Du Bois

Long John Standing

(Unknown)

Policeman

Bones

Councillor Watts

Radio Watford DJ

Chad

Olu (segment "Hang Time")

Garage Owner

(Unknown)

Cardinal

Customs Officer

Uncle

Narrator (voice)

Tim

Hortense's Brother

(Unknown)

Officer Bovell / Slave Hand

Policeman

DS Ibbotsen

Driver 3

Young Man

Richard

(Unknown)

Joe Jeffries

Stuart

Bill

Nat West

Spark