San Fernando Jones, the great adventurer, is on a quest for the Temple of Poon. Legend has it that inside the temple lays the sweetest, tightest pussy on earth. Most think San Fernando is out of his mind. "The temple is an urban myth," they all claim. But our hero is convinced that it does indeed exist and he will scour the ends of the earth in his quest. Is he crazy? Is the Temple of Poon real? Join San Fernando Jones on the quest and find out the truth.
1st January 2000
26 years ago
2 hours 30 minutes
Finishes at 1:15pm
7/10
80%
70%
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