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Garchaster's Cornblade

2026 1 hour 49 minutes
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A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

Released

16th August 2026

2 months ago

Runtime

1 hour 49 minutes

Finishes at 2:38pm

Directed by

Kasper Meltedhair

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Written by

Kasper Meltedhair

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